"Hi everybody, welcome to the program.  Want to find out what Michael Jackson, Elvis, Diana Ross and Joan Collins are or were really like?  Well just ask the people who see them out of the pspotlight in their most intimate moments; their secretaries, their assistants, their maids cooks and chauffeurs.  Fae & Mike Kindoy ran the castle of the king of pop music, Michael Jackson.  Michael Jackson's sprawling estate in Neverland valley was as you know the site of Liz Taylor's most recent wedding.  Now Michael's other frequent very glamorous guests include Brooke Shields, Sophia Loren and Marlon Brando.  Fae & Marks' tales from inside this fantasy fortress, will amaze you.  Even before I introduce the other guests, I'm going to ask you some quick questions.  How much is the electric bill every month?"  "$30,000 a month."  "How much does he spend each month on..telephone bills?"  "About 25, $27,000 thousand on long distance calls."  "You have a P.A. system outdoors for the stereo, right?"  "Yes we have."  "About how long is the wires that string it together?"  "Well this covers all of 60 acres, that's where we have our sound system.  And 60 acres is approximately 2,750 acres that we have at the ranch..."